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If I...

2008-07-23T00:17:00.001-07:00

Summer's been pretty hectic! I've decided to dedicate this blog post to a special topic: If I...

If I had the long legs...

Her wonderful purple outfit and classic peep toe pumps are making me so jealous. Her style is to die for with the simple black clutch in hand.

If I were in Paris...

I've always wanted to visit France, especially Paris. I've always wanted to wear the classic black béret and carry a 2.55 Chanel bag. The girl in the picture doesn't have the Chanel bag but she has everything else. Flowy dress and simple necklace equals pure perfection.

If I was French...

No Doubt about it. I would be Anna Mouglalis. Not only is she set to be Coco Chanel in the upcoming movie about Coco, but she also models for the luxury brand as well. Everything about Anna just seems so French. Her sexy voice, the smoking, and her sense of fashion. So chic. God i love the French.

If I was 40 years old...

I would be Daphne Guinness. Style Icon & Glam Queen. She is the only person I could ever imagine to pull off a two-toned hair style. Did I mention she has a rockin` body after 3 kids? Oh she's wearing Chanel HC btw.

If I had to choose a trend I hate...

Uggs. WORSE. Uggs with shorts or "pink" shorts. I believe Uggs are hideous, no matter how warm they make you feel, they are fugly. Uggs should be wore as slippers and that means INSIDE the house. I would rather die then wear these fugly sheep slippers outside. I especially have no idea what people are thinking wearing Uggs with shorts! My thought is a person wears Uggs because its cold, then why would you pair them up with shorts? Its such a contradiction!

If I had to choose a trend that might be "in" forever...

There is just no way this scarf will ever be "out" of fashion. Everyone has this from Heidi Montag from The Hills (shudders) to A-list celebs all over the world. Usually, I`m not into the whole "skull" thing, but this scarf is an exception. It comes in almost every color you could imagine and matches with any ensemble. God I need one right now.

Well, I`m off to sleep and will probably post later this week, but for now I`ll just enjoy the pages of Vogue Paris with Daria. These editorials are wonderful.

Wang #17 - I'm back!

2008-06-27T00:16:00.000-07:00

Finally back after a long month! I've been out of the whole fashion world and tfs for a month. Why? I got so sick of WAYWT. Hell, I'm sick of my own WAYWT. I needed to look at someting refreshing! But anyway, on my journey back to the fashion world I ran into this...

GROSS! Takashi Murakami x Louis Vuitton give birth to "Monogramouflage". Looks like Bape barfed all over Louis! As if the first collaboration wasn't bad enough! The only thing great about it was the cute ad I saw on youtube. The only monogram I would buy is the original canvas and the mahina. Enough said!

So other forms of art were enjoyed during my small break, especially interior design. One trend in both fashion and interior design now are probably mixing vintage and modern items in order to concoct a unique look.

So would you rather buy real vintage or a new item busted up and thrown around to create a vintage look (perhaps the option for the hygiene freaks)?

picredits - hypebeast, apartmenttherapy

Wang #16 - First WAYWT and Rants

2008-04-25T16:59:00.001-07:00

It's extremely hot here today!

First waywt. Don't kill me.

Anyway, for the past few years Abercrombie & Fitch has been pinpointed as the object of conformism and a store that sets up an "ideal" look or lifestyle for young teenagers. People cringe at the idea of Abercrombie & Fitch. I mean, when has one season not looked like the last? When will the moose or the words "ABERCROMBIE & FITCH" be taken off of the garments? Never. Why? For the consumers! If the company, including its other chains Hollister and Ruehl, is making a lot of money from the same shit, then why change it? Polos, tanks, short bubble skirts, cargo pants, and logo-infested T-shirts and hoodies...they're all working! Nonetheless, I pick up good basics and hoodies to wear to the supermarket here and the quality isn't so bad. Besides, every store/designer promotes a lifestyle or unique look and it's a shame we only have to draw out this company. Plus the ads have some pretty spicy men.

Sometimes the consumers/money is more important than the fashion and clothing itself (ahem. connection to Juicy Couture?). I get a little disappointed when I see a rich chav sporting Chanel and huge desginers in the ugliest, monogram-loving way ever. I could imagine Coco rolling in her grave seeing people sport her items that way. Thank God only the more chic people own the haute couture items. Anyway, I think "Damn! Not fair! If I had the money I could totally buy such better items." But, I think that goes for a lack of education in any field. For example, I'd buy a Sony T.V. after hearing that it's better than other manufacturers, despite having no knowledge about the actual chips and circuits inside. If I ever became a desginer, I think I'd make my clothing exclusive and special not because of its price, but because of the process needed to purchase my clothing. Membership would be required and in order to obtain membership, each person would have to send in a portfolio of their style and how they would wear my pieces. I mean as a designer, I would want my works executed with great sophistication and luxury on the streets, not my sunglasses worn with PINK sweats, Uggs, and a Juicy Couture bag. We've all see this combo. Don't deny it.

Oh my god, Patchwork Uggs! Jesus Christ someone hand me a trash can before I barf on my pet dog's grave.

picredits - google images (lazy)

Wang #15

2008-04-21T19:12:00.000-07:00

Another icon has got to be Jackie Kennedy Onassis.

She embodied elegance and sophistication through simplicity, something I strive to apply everyday. And she popped out this fine man...

Damn the curse of the Kennedys!

picsource - tfs, google

Wang #14- 39 Days and Counting

2008-04-20T08:55:00.000-07:00

I absolutely cannot wait for this movie to come out! This movie will be iconic. Of course, I`ve been a huge SATC for years and I absolutely adore the fashion. The movie might even have a sequel as well! It fascinates me so much how Carrie can wear so many different looks and actually wear them well. I especially love her outfit with the knee high socks. Gosh, I might just go out and buy some.

source: tfs

Wang #13- Classic Icons

2008-04-19T11:14:00.000-07:00

Audrey Hepburn

Everytime I think of the LBD, I automatically think of Audrey Hepburn and Breakfast at Tiffany`s. The Breakfast at Tiffany's movie poster itself is iconic. Hepburn is the epitome of class and style. She always wore clean cut dresses and added simple accessories. Her thick black eyebrows and petite frame are known world-wide. She is truly one of the classics.

Jean Seberg

It makes me so sad to see that few people are aware of the impact Jean Seberg has on French fashion. I believe it was her in the movie 1960 A Bout De Souffle (Breathless) that created the well-known look of black and white striped dresses/tops and short boyish haircut. I think Jean is completely underrated. But when I think French Fashion, I think of Jean.

Grace Kelly

She was known as the "American Princess". She won an Oscar at the age of 25 and was swept off her feet by Prince Rainier of Monaco by 26. The famous Kelly Bag by Hermes was named after her and she is famously known to wear an Hermes scarf for an arm sling when she broke her arm. I just love how she always wore fur coats and scarves with such sophistication.

I`ll continue later.

source: tfs

Wang #12-Lauren Conrad

2008-04-18T18:17:00.000-07:00

Lauren Conrad

Lauren Conrad is proud to announce her first collection, perfect for every occasion. Turning her dreams of becoming a fashion designer into a reality, Lauren Conrad Collection reflects Lauren's upbringing in Southern California, embracing the laid-back lifestyle with dresses, tops and silhouettes that feature novelty detailing, playful accents and clean lines and shapes. All of Lauren's looks can easily be transformed from day into night, without skipping a beat. This Fall, Lauren Conrad Collection will offer timeless pieces that are sophisticated and chic, to bring out the California girl in you!

For those who don`t know LC, she's from the hit show Laguna Beach and now The Hills. She's recently made a collection made from RAYON and SPANDEX and around $130-145. If you`re going to be overpriced, at least be good quality. Her collections consists of mostly basic tops and simple dresses. I extremely dislike it when celebrities "design" their own collections, (esp. KIMORA LEE SIMMONS) Yes, yes I understand Lauren attends FIDM and is getting a degree is fashion merchandising, so she must know how to design her own collection, right? And yeah yeah if given the chance to create your own fashion line, who wouldn't want to take the chance? Here's the thing, I wouldn't be so angry if her collection wasn't so bad. She's completely impractical, or her design team is.Her winter collection has one cardigan and the rest are dresses. Not long sleeve dresses but simple spaghetti-strap dresses with the hem about 2-3 inches above the knee, gosh that sounds like well i don't know maybe a spring/summer dress? Her spring collection is completely boring, all very basic and offers no silhouette.

$150? Haha. The flower and shoes better come with it because I would wear this thing to sleep.

Sigh. The belt isn't making this $130 dress look any better.

I just don`t understand why LC would be fine with these dull dresses, when she, from time to time, dresses great. And how exactly are these timeless pieces? It really makes me laugh when she says to bring out the California girl in you! because every girl can be a California girl right? even in good old Alaska?

Well, celebrities like Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan (shudders) already have bought several pieces from LC's collection, so I guess LC's laughing all the way to the bank.

Source- ShopLaurenConrad & Tfs

Wang #11 - Why the wang doesn't go up.

2008-04-17T00:08:00.000-07:00

So far the majority of posts are about things that I love. Well, I'm PMSING like crazy now so it's the best time for things I HATE. Yes, this will be fun.

#1 Juicy Couture & the Faux Fashionistas
The name says it all. I was thinking about attending FIDM and discovered that possibly the most successful alumni from this school is a co-creator of Juicy Couture. Couture?! How dare they call those items couture, especially with such an education. I can understand why though, through reasons of consumer appeal. What 12 -year-old girl wouldn't jump to word "couture", oblivious to what it actually is. This company is the best at marketing to the "faux fashionable", the girls that are caught up in the latest trends that celebrities sport, including the uggs and sweatpants combination, and know the mainstream designers for their famous monograms. These somewhat chav girls gain fantastic interest at the words "Chanel" and "Gucci", not knowing their actual works and pieces. But aside from the consumers themselves, Juicy Couture has some of the most hideous pieces I have ever seen.

I'd rather use their towel-like material bags to clean my bathroom floor.

A clear copy of the already tacky "Gucci Loves NY" bag? I think so! As if Gwen and her L.A.M.B. didn't touch Gucci enough.

But aside from many bad pieces and consumers, I love some of their dresses, shorts, and coats for everyday wear, even if they may be a bit overpriced. There are just two phrases that I hate when people misuse and throw around as if they are of little importance, "I love you." and "couture".

#2 Vintage
Sorry girls, but I'm not the biggest fan of vintage. Most people go to thrift shops for unique items at a cheap cost. I feel that secondhand items are a bit, well, unhygeinic. But aside from that, looking like the past is not progressing fashion. Fashion is already a cycle, with jeans repeatedly flaring or clinching the ankles, sitting above or below the waist. Stores like Urban Outfitters are promoting a vintage look at a costly price. Sometimes the "vintage" look is too rugged and dirty, lacking sophistication. I scan the "girls of the month" on Teen Vogue and they are all clones, striving to be different and special by picking up pieces at the local Goodwill yet ending up with the same hipster and possibly new rave look. The same goes with "scene" kids, purchasing ugly items at thrift stores and dubbing them vintage to hopefully increase their worth and uniqueness. I'm not bashing people that buy items at thrift stores themselves, I'm just sick of this trend. I greatly applaud anyone that can pick up a 20-year-old piece at a thrift store and work it in a modern and new way.

#3 Poorly-dressed Hypebeasts
I love looking at "streetwear". I do not wear it myself and the closest thing I have is a pair of Nike Dunks that I haven't touched in the past 3 months, but I just enjoy looking at it. It just appeals me for some reason and I praise people that can work this look. My only concern are people that execute this look poorly. People usually say someone is sporting streetwear through the brands that they wear, Stussy, Nike, Adidas, 10 Deep, Supreme, whatever it may be! Unfortunately, some people decide to wear these brands but match poorly. I know it is human nature to be appealed by the logo of a shirt because of the class or social group it is associated with, but it's just horrible to look at when the colors don't clash. Is it okay to wear blue and red Dunks with a bright green shirt by Stussy, just because it is "streetwear" and is a "special" look? No. All the guys at superfuture call each other hypebeasts. "Omg, he's such a hypebeast. Omg." But really, isn't everyone a hypebeast? Aren't we all influencing each other in this world of fashion? Thank God only the poorly dressed guys get called one.

In conclusion, it takes a hell of a lot of work to avoid conformism these days.

Alright, I feel a flood of comments coming in right now. Let's keep this fight clean, okay?

picredits - eluxury

Wang #10

2008-04-15T21:34:00.000-07:00

US Vogue May 08

Looks like I`m not buying it this month. To me, Gwyneth Paltrow is one of the most boring actresses I have ever seen. I believe that people who grace the cover of Vogue should be some what of a fashion icon or at least fashion forward. She has been bland since I can remember and I think what's she's most known for is for starting the celebrity baby boom and weird celebrity baby name trend starting with her daughter Apple. God she looks frozen.

Spanish Street Style

Oh, he just looks divine.

Usually, I absolutely hate the color of acid-washed jeans, but I found a picture that actually makes me want to change my mind. Who knew beige worked so well?

I really love geek glasses. She looks so cool and calm.

THE LEATHER JACKET. A MUST-HAVE. The whole black ensemble is perfect and that leather jacket is WONDERFUL.

Emporio Armani supposedly has sold out their line of roller skates...Because everyone needs Emporio Armani roller skates

Lastly, my new love- geek glasses

source: tfs, facehunter, sartorialist

Wang #9

2008-04-13T23:18:00.000-07:00

Shame, Shame, Shame...

Jil Sander Spring 08

Roksanda Ilincic Fall 08

I wonder if the designers who copy know that they`re actually copying someone. Some things are just way too obvious.

Chloe Spring 05

Versace Spring 08

Esteban Cortazar Spring 06

At least change the color the dress you`re going to copy!

Source: Tfs, Style

Wang #8

2008-04-13T15:55:00.000-07:00

If I could...but I can`t so...

Giuseppe Zanotti Gladiator Sandals- $650 (Saks)

Snake Gladiator Flat Sandals- $44.02 (Asos)

YSL Medium Downtown Tote- $1,895(Saks)

Faux Croc Highland Tote- $54 (Baghaus)

No one would ever know... :)

Wang #7

2008-04-13T15:41:00.000-07:00

I honestly think that compared to Europe, Americans dress horribly. Maybe its the air or something but American street style cannot even compete with European street style at all. Not a chance.

London

She makes me want a huge gray cardigan.

The colors are wonderful and the cute black cardigan finishes the look.

Italy

Aren`t those Italians into their black? So sleek. So sophisticated. So stylish.

Source: Elle, Facehunter

Wang #6

2008-04-13T15:06:00.000-07:00

Why is there no love for Sao Paulo Fashion week?

Triton Fall 08

Leather jackets will never go out of style and the nerd glasses just complete the whole look.

The scarf is absolutely amazing and surprisingly the long sleeves work well with the outfit.

The color of the high waisted skirt just attracts my eye.

Overall, this whole geek-chic/school girl look is absolutely stunning. I have a feeling that Gossip Girls will get some inspiration from these looks because for sure I will.

Huis Clos Fall 08

The hat really kills it for me, but overall the dress is beautiful and just simply fits her body.

Even though I`m not a fan of plaid, I absolutely adore the side pockets and the bow is a bit too big, but I guess the bigger the better?

This look is so simple and casual, yet it slightly personifies the masculine look. The shoes could have been better, but the black ensemble with a hint of metallic looks great.

Although, I think the collection could have better without the hats. Over-accessorizing is not necessary.

Giselle Nasser Fall 08

I never understood why designers like to use animal heads as hats for a fashion show, and I still don`t. The cute pattern on the shirt and flattering skirt work so well together.

My favorites put together- high waisted skirt + side pockets = LOVE
I also always love shirts that are tucked in the bottom but still is flowy.

The designer knows how to use patterns very well shown in this dress. Also, if you look closely all the girls wear a headband, which goes along with the whole boho look.

source: agencia fotosite

Copy Cat #1

2008-04-13T14:03:00.000-07:00

Alexa Chung

Shoes- 19.99 (Gojane)
Jeans- 29.80 (f21)
Top- 79.99 (Bluefly)
Tank- 6.80 (f21)
Necklace- 6.80 (f21)
Total- 143.38

Sienna Miller

Sequin Jacket- 128.00 (express)
Dress- 69.34 (overstock)
Shoes- 16.99 (Gojane)
Circle Necklace- 7.99 (CharlotteRusse)
Heart Necklace- 12.50 (Windsor)
Total- 223.82

Kate Bosworth

Leggings-4.50 (f21)
Dress- 24.80 (f21)
Long Sleeve- 79.99 (Bluefly)
Bag- 24.99 (target)
Shoes- 89.99 (Macys)
Total- 223.28

Kate Beckinsale

Sunglasses- 5.80 (f21)
Boots- 25.99 (Amiclubwear)
Cardigan- 25.00 (Asos)
Long Sleeve- 10.00 (Topshop)
Tights- 20.00 (AA)
Total- 86.79

Wang #5

2008-04-05T20:10:00.000-07:00

It's been over a month and now it's SPRING. The weather has been up and down. Cold enough for a coat in the morning yet hot enough at noon for just a tank. Rain on some days. Really weird shit.

Which means...time for spring shopping! I have to throw my black turtle necks to the back of the closet now. Maybe. Anyway here are some items/looks I've been eyeing:

A.P.C.

These two looks are perfect for the weather. Light jackets for the morning and a thin cotton chemise for the day.

Voluminous pleated shorts are a must-have! Love the sandals and neutral colors.

Mod dress. My favortie color of the season.

See by Chloe

Volume! Love the way it falls on the right. It also helps that the model has some attitude. The A.P.C. girl looks dead compared to this beast!

Layered bubble skirts! I'm seeing these everywhere, even at H&M! Colored denim. Black thongs seem to go with all of their looks (FLIP-FLOPS...maybe underwear too?!).

BCBG Max Azria

Saw this on a mannuequin in Max Azria and it was gorgeous. Layers are definitiely in.

French Connection

I was about to purchase this in white for $50. Great deal for FCUK. Too bad it made me look pregnant/like a hospital patient sideways. Really beautiful on the front though.

These are everywhere. But whatever, it's a gorgeous basic. Perfect for a romantic look when paired with a light-colored flowing skirt.

Steve Madden

Gladiator shoes! Maybe minus a few of those gold buttons on top. Dying for a pair even though my feet are disgusting from wearing pointy shoes all winter.

I saw a wonderful light pink smock/peasant dress at Zara yesterday. I went up to the sales woman and asked for an XS or S and she told me it came in only M or L cause it was a MATERNITY dress. I looked at the tag and it said "Zara for Mums". I was in shock. When did Zara start doing maternity?! Or am i just really late? Too bad. It was really pretty.

Wang #4 - More Milan

2008-02-20T23:38:00.000-08:00

The best thing Milan has brought so far? Alberta Feretti.

Very simple and feminine. A bit voluminous and in the first picture so she looks a bit pregnant but whatever I'd still rock it. The hair fits perfectly and it's a look you can do everyday. Definitely ready-to-wear.

Yes, yes. It probably looks like a 7 year old's horrible disco/cosmic bowling party or a fun acid trip Alberta had, but the whole collection is cohesive. She still sticks to the jewel tones. Always loved her draping and pleating!

Romantic. Love the first look. Really love the first look. Shows the versatility of black tights and mary janes so everyone go buy them now!

Romeo and Juliet on the second pic. Third picture looks like a ripped vagina.

Bye~

picredits - elle

Wang #3 - Milan Madness

2008-02-18T19:56:00.000-08:00

So Milan started and greeted me with D&G! Great. Now I do like a few looks but they're one of those "they'd look better IF...", you know? It was VERY reminiscent of the 70s, especially the look in the far left bottom corner, with the flare and ruffled chemisiers. But, it was also reminiscent of old grandmothers roaming the streets of Eastern Europe! And I'm totally not down with the whole "I'm a dust bunny" look in the 7th picture. Ugh.

Hello! I smell a Scotch tape commercial! I love the green plaid tights in the first picture but all the pieces are put together a bit uncohesively and it's TOO MUCH. Then again, it is D&G and tackiness has always been a common theme.

70s! Starsky and Hutch is back! Love the look on the bottom left. Very long and voluminous skirts! Time to trade in your Alexander McQueen skull scarf!

Armani greatly surprised me this season. The last thing I'd expect is floral prints. If it weren't for the black background and overall silhouette of the dresses I'd be oblivious to whose collection this is.

This is the classic sophistication and secretary slut in the CEO's office I know Armani for. Great SKIRTS! Beautiful draping. Makes me want to give up carbs for a week and wear ugly fitflops! Just kidding I'd never do that.

Alright I'm done ranting like a gay man on his period.

picredits - elle, style

Wang #2- Too Much Disappointed From NY Fashion Week

2008-02-18T10:46:00.000-08:00

Marc Jacobs Fall 08

WTF MARC. How is this ready-to-wear? Where I am going to be ready to wear this? Honestly, this took Marc like several months to make this blanket-like outfits? Who can honestly pull this off without serious modifications? The main reason I am so disappointed is because Marc is suppose to be one of the greatest designers in the world, but this? This is just pure crap.

Catherine Malandrino Fall 08

NO NO NO! Look at this horrible draping! Coco looks like she has a big ass! My poor Coco

Ok..That ONE button on that coat took you how long to make? So plain, boring, simple.

Luella Fall 08

Oh My God. Is it Halloween already? Apparently, this year Ms. Bartley has found a keen interest in costumes.

Oh yeah I just love the crazy witch hair and the unflattering pants. Yes this is completely fashion forward...

Ok Honestly, the production company from Harry Potter should totally call up Luella and ask her if they could use her Fall 08 collection for their upcoming movies, because honestly I can only see witches wearing her clothes this season.

Favorite Trends This Season- Colored Tights
Proenza Schouler Fall 08

I am in love with this collection. The colored tights just complete these looks. The dresses are absolutely fantastic. This collection really shows how to pair colored tights with the right clothes.
Maybe I`ll post more stuff up later. But honestly who cannot love colored tights now?

credits: style

Wang #1

2008-01-27T20:16:00.000-08:00

I don't know how to begin, so let me welcome you with this bag.

Am I the only one that thinks this is tacky? I swear I saw this in the leftover pile at the local Ross a few weeks back. But, despite the fact that it is ugly it will still be bought by some football player's wife because of the four tiny letters that spell out Dior on the strap. Yes, all $1,755 on those letters. And maybe a fraction on the calfskin. Maybe.

This is a great piece to stir talk on the controversial John Galliano. One side will argue that Mr. Dior is rolling around in his grave. Christian Dior's haute couture has grown to be, well, tacky. It is John Galliano's personal arts and crafts time, just like what I had in kindergarten. He is depriving Christian Dior of the elegance that Mr. Dior established himself. He's producing products that are splattered with the ugly monogram for the crazy label whore that lacks knowledge of Christian Dior and its origins. But, the other side will argue that the man is genius. Just as Mr. Dior was a risk-taker in his time, John Galliano is one in this era. John may be working under the same theme but executing it in a different perspective. I don't know where to stand in this. I think I'd just be happy if Dior's haute couture was under John's name.

But, if you do decide to get the Gipsy I think they'd go beautifully with these.

I'm shitting all of you.

Anyway, here are some alternatives I've had my eye on.

Givenchy Nightingale. Preferably over-sized, black, and not wrinkled, as worn by one of the Olsen's. I still can't tell the difference between the two and it's like I'm watching Full House and they're the same person. I don't know when over-sized will leave but I hope not soon!

Miu Miu Gathered Leather Bag. Not too bad at $1,115. Sad thing is that it's discontinued. It's okay though because I can get a fake version made in China for a fraction of the price! I'm shitting all of you again. Kind of.

Alright I'm done.

picredits - eluxury, barneys, elle